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The Mis-Education of Basic Bi***es


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The Mis-Education of Basic Bi***es

As Our Story Was Previously Unfolding...we were standing in front of an establishment that shall remain nameless, being blinded by some real mess. Per our last conversation, this is where the BKs and I were contemplating just what it took to be Barbie. As we were all adding our respective ideas to the mental list, it was apparent, the Basic rocking the charm, much to our disappointment, we no Barbie.

This is where situation turned from nostalgic to pitiful.

By no means were we gonna let this masquerade continue,  so as real OGs,

we felt at this point, it was time to take action. I couldn't honestly, in good conscience, blame any of the subordinates, none of them were rockin the charm.  To keep this official, let's name the leader of the gaggle Skipper, Barbie's younger teenage sister, who just never quite managed to gain the Barbie fame( still waiting in the wings Tho to seize the throne; Bi***hes!).

Aight Skipper, Let's See If U Can Handle the Reign; Heavy Lies the Crown...

Real OGs tell u what u doing wrong, and SHOW u how to do it right...Me and Oozie We went in. Skipper and the rest of the Gaggle stood there, not yet fully receptive of this cornicopia of information being laid at their feet, but surprisingly respectful. Ok Skipper, you got your minions trained well, let's see if you can hold onto em when we get inside the building.

P.S. It is my sincerist hope that all Basics take a page from Skipper and Recognize the Real. Bad Bi***es NEVER relinquish their crown, U DIE with it. Ima be 200 years old and still the flyest nigga you know.***The Queen***

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  1. We MUST find a way to advertise the location of these precious jewels of wisdom!!! Might I add what a clever diva you are as these off brands could only be appropriately dubbed "Skippers"! This term shall live in infamy from this day forward. PLEASE LADIES O please know that it takes WAAAY more than a just for me box perm and tracks glued every which way to your head, to be an official Barbie. We leave room for creativity/ different types of barbies but all MUST be official! WE need to see more than 20 bangles and run over hot pink pumps and gobs of lip gloss from one who claims to be of this breed. If found to be perpetrating a fraud you get zero respect and formal notice it's only right per the Queen- lol. Maybe the embarrassment will teach you halloween is not any day you like- quit playing dress up 365 and sit down and take notes with the rest of your wall flower, corner hugging, basic betty ooops Excuse me...I mean Skippers...This has been another lovely installment and valiant effort as the Queen attempts to bring style, taste, and class to the masses. Leading them to that Rozay but shall they drink?!?

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