Taking Over the World, 1 Closet at a Time...

Today's Inspiration: Transformers

Taking Over the World 1 Closet at a Time...

So it seems the newest trend is "alter-egos". Ok, the way this foolishness works is, the person selects the personality traits they most greatly desire and creates an alternate persona to vicariously pursue endeavors otherwise unattainable.

Ok, Ima bite...

So I just discovered I'm Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime is the illest nigga I know. First of all, he's the boss. His authority is never challenged by the autobots. His plans always produce the desired results. He Cannot be beaten in a fair one. He rides and dies by the team. Lastly, and most importantly, even as an organic machine, he still maintains compassion. Let's not even address the fact that he morphs back into an 18-wheeler w/ perfectly prestine candy paint and flames so vivid, the cab looks like its on fire. Moreover, he never has a scratch on him. If he wanted, he could take over the world.

So I started to think. "I could be him! I'm about to swagger-jack Optimus Prime!." I'm taking it, and I'm making it fly.I am The Queen. I love being me and wake up feeling that way on a daily basis, but I need a little OP in my step to make me unstoppable. We all do.

There's nothing wrong with wanting to be more, but there is definitely a distinction that needs to be made. The great thing about being human is the ability to change. Run a SWOT (strengths, weaknessess, opportunities, and threats) analysis on yourself. Come up with your alter-ego, real or fictional, and jack that ho's swagger, but make it your own. Show the world the way that swagger was supposed to be rocked. The last thing on my mind is whether or not someone else bought this shirt before me, because she's not gonna rock it like me. However, and this last point is most critical: Don't jack it if you're not going to do it better.

P.S. My first official act as Queen OP will be to construct the illest outfits on the planet from seven white tee shirts all costing less than $100. Small things to a Giant... ***The Queen***

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