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Life and Lipstick

Have you ever wondered why there are sooo many different shades of lipstick?   I have contemplated this numerous times on many different occasions.  My thoughts ran the full gambit from profit to personality. My theory is finally complete, and I’m ready to share with the world.  Move in close, this is going to be good...๐Ÿ˜Ž

Lipstick is the mood ring of our generation.  The plethora of colors are necessary to fully identify the full range of female (and yes, in some cases male๐Ÿ™„) emotion.  So guess what this means guys...if you decode your woman’s lipstick collection, you will be able to tell EXACTLY how she feels! ๐Ÿค”. Depending on how complex a creature she actually is, even the NAMES of the shades can even be revealing.  Yep, I told you this was about to get deep!   

Men can use this info, and take a proactive approach if he only needs a little extra assistance deciphering his woman’s emotions. By purchasing a few shades for her, you will know when you see those specific shades exactly how she feels.   Women, we benefit either way, we get to talk less, and buy more lipstick!! As an added bonus, I listed a few shades below that have alternative meanings that could easily be misinterpreted, but should NEVER be misconstrued.   These particular shades reveal TONS about the wearer without them having to say a word. You’re welcome fellas. ~The Queen~

1. Black: Strength, Power, Confidence, Talkative
2. Purple: Complicated, Emotional, Inner Strength 
3. Blue: Introverted, Smart, Talented
4. Orange: Shy, Sweet, Deep


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